The following is taken from the new Unversity of Llambridge's travel risk assessment system - this is part of the training to use the new system - in each pair of risks, if you think the first one applies, then we advise you not to travel. In the case of the second of the pair occurring, your insurance may cover you, or in the worst case, the Government may send gunboats and airlift you out, although they may reserve the right not to. In all cases your mileage wil vary.
Asteroid Strike
Blue Screen takes out all the ticket and time table systems
Super volcano
Regular volcano disrupting flights
Sea level rise and drown all US coastal cities
Tornados disrupting flights
Zombie plague
Trans-species pandemic
Global thermonuclear war
Military invasion
Great depression
World wide banking near collapse
New ice age brings 1km glaciars down over southwestern europe
3 weeks of snow shut down all airports and most roads
Aliens invade earth "to serve man"
Immigrants arrive to work in the health service
The laws of physics change slightly so that moore's law runs out 25 years ago.
A rogue piece of GPU malware melts all the Nvidia devices on the internet
The celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge disrupts human cognition world wide.
Why Fish Don't Exist is compared favourably to Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
The Foreign Office travel advice tells Elon Musk that it is now safe to go to Mars
The Home office tells everyone that it is now fine to go to Sidcup
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