The 9^H^H 10 immutable laws of Gikii

 The 9^H^H 10 immutable laws of Gikii

Something must be done

Something must be done, but noy by you, tech bro

Nothing can ever be undone. Ever. Especially not laws.

Everything follows the Gartner Hype Curve, especially the use of the Gartner Hype Curve

Belief in the Blockchain is Immutable.

Schroedinger's cat isn't.

The umlaut is not an hesitant football hooligan

Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge, from afar, looks like The Matrix.

Stochastic Parrots are npt pining for the Fjord.

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