1. Cache
boy from a primative tribe is playing in the woods and finds a
strange bulbous hand sized box which, when knobs are pushed, shows
funny poictures and sounds on the screen.....
after years of this, one day the battery falkls out (of the soloar
panel wears out) and the words "Psion 5a NC" fade for ever
the young man and his memories are now the sole remaining wireless web
Cache active on the planet
2. Stability
A tribe worship the route of all things, the ring that binds them,
the end to endless truth, but they get blackholed by a passing gibson
3. the end 2 end and hop by hop principles of go-betweens, young
lovers and their triangles
4.Connectivity
rashevskys number is the number of possible neural interconnects
in the human brain (permutations) - it is more than enough to number
al the atoms in the known universe and give their (floating in the
sky, point-less) position to the nearest heartbeat or caress, but not
both at the same time
Seven, 7, is the number of people it takes to reach across the human
population from any hermit to any recluse, mailman by rider, pony
express by next door neighbour
what have these two numbers in common except this story?
5. The Protocols of the Elders of ARPA, wearing Mitres, walking tall,
and Society of Blind CIDRs have written, on whatever it is that they
write it on up there, that
wot is writ is rot
wot is done is achieved
and what is recorded is restored
but never can the PCBs and TCP
be removed from the O-Zone
6. A Moo, is an ever changing world of the imaginmation, limited only
by your vocabulary and syntax ....
for many years, one moo sings louder and brighter than all others
and is a focus of strange attraction....one set of interactors become
the high priests of virtual personality fashion...
one day, the participants discover that in fact, they are all also
working in the day at the same chicken factory, canning mutant
salmonella (a safe, and highly nutritious form of something that used
to plague the poultry industry, until they reversed the role of
disease and foodstuff)....
7. statelessness is next to godliness
after e-mail, f-mail
f-mail is fumigated, and powered by certificates, but people develope
a yen for a new form of mail, c-mail. c-mail is clean, and uses only a
working set of 300 words, all harmless...
one day, the world is invaded by aliens, who have no trouble taking
over because noone can remember the word for
yes its true, all of it - the internet doesn't really exist, so it must be.
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
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